Jack Whitehall ladies and gentlemen
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
i wish i wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and i look bad in red lipstick
harry has bascially spent the entire tour in shirts he borrowed from someone else or t-shirts with holes in them and worn out boots and then ofc on the last show he throws on 295 dollar shirt from burberry
It was really brave for Zoe to confirm zalfie. She definitely didnt have to. Clearly they kept it private for a reason. Now fangirl in your room then chill out! Being in a relationship can be very difficult. Being in a relationship in the public eye is worse. So lets just respect their privacy and not analyze every single fricken thing they do because that’s not fair and will cause a lot of stress between them and we don’t want to do that. So please please please don’t be an asshole!